1. (via anally)

     

  2. dpdarling:

    Um excuse me but where is the Attention™ I ordered????? I’m getting Impatient

    (via thefuuuucomics)

     
  3. gaymilesedgeworth:

    gaymilesedgeworth:

    gaymilesedgeworth:

    i have no self-control

    two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them

    image

    today someone from the House of Representatives watched this bird dance to Hotline Bling

    (Source: surprisedentistry, via twistedinyourwords)

     
     
  4. ravenbow:

    buried-a-lie:

    haywyre420:

    don’t skip this vine lol

    HELP

    DON’T SKK IP THIS FVINE

    (via memewhore)

     
     
  5. danshive:

    enecoo:

    enecoo:

    Nintendo Comic Peach is the only Peach that matters! ♡v♡

    Meanwhile…

    image

    Yes.

    (via princeresentment)

     
  6. musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

    arrohseekay:

    HIS INFERNAL MAJESTY. HIM.

    I LOVE YOU

    (Source: rockpapersizzrs, via twistedinyourwords)

     
  7. thisgirlgames:

    Valve 2013 Annual Report.

    // By Andrew Considine.

     

  8. the “i hate everyone” squad

    saddimples:

    zodiac—signs:

    scorpio, capricorn, virgo, aquarius

    (via waitingiswastinggg)

     
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  10. If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

    necrosummer:

    as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

    (via maryyyyk)

     

    1. me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
    2. ...
    3. me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
     
  11. phyte:

    reptile salutations

    (via shinyhearts)

     
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  13. punk-rock-fuck-you:

    i need to remember this

    (Source: picturesbymiriam, via shinyhearts)

     
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